I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
(via pizza)
Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “
YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT
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What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…
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OMFG look at the notes :O Meryl Streep is the Queen of everything!!!!!
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“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
(Source: hungarian, via pizza)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
(Source: dogs420, via ijustwantmotivation)